All right, gang, let's just shoot some tear gas into the diner, and then when the guys come out with the monkey, we'll Fuckbeans. I feel for you boys, I really do. Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back is a 2001 American satirical stoner buddy comedy film written, co-edited, and directed by Kevin Smith and produced and co-edited by Scott Mosier. Girls like that kinda shit. Jay throws Brent out of the van to get closer to Justice, to whom he is attracted. The Pronunciation Of English: A Course Book [PDF] [36ekf6edn9n0]. I'm paralyzed! Four brothers of Jesus are named in the Bible: James, Joseph, Judas, and Simon. Okay, here's the deal. Free Shipping on CD, DVD, and Blu-ray orders over $40. Jay: [Jay looks at Silent Bob with a questioning look. Jay: I thought they only did classy pictures, like "The Piano" and "The Crying Game". Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back (2001) - dvdcompare.net Jay and Silent Bob Reboot is Offensively Bad : r/RedLetterMedia - reddit Now you're gonna tell me the monkey's gay. Willenholly: Jay And Silent Bob Strike Back - amazon.com Wow, there's a lot of love in the room. See, here's the pulse. Kevin Smith closes the book-literally-on his slacker reprobates with this fifth entry in his "View Askewniverse." [to a customer at his comic shop, bending a comic's spine]. When Jay (Jason Mewes) and Silent Bob (Kevin Smith) are finally forced to stop hanging out by the Quick-Stop by a restraining order, they discover that a movie based on the comic that's based on them, Bluntman and Chronic, is in production. You're just no longer any good, Will Hunting. Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back: Hooker Scene - YouTube A man gets shot with a shot gun in the chest and flies back against a wall. Yeah, and forego the hundreds of thousands of dollars you would be entitled to in the process. Randal Graves: Actually, there's a funny story behind that. Whillenholly: Must kill him, doesn't it! Jason Biggs: The officers find footage of a video Sissy recorded of Jay claiming to be "the clit commander", with accompanying literature that "Clit" is an acronym for Coalition for the Liberation of Itinerant Tree-Dwellers. Ben Affleck: Jay: Chaka's Production Assistant: [to infant Jay] . Jay slaps his face, while trying to get comfortable at an unfamiliar gas station, Jay and Silent Bob have eluded capture by pretending to be lovers and disguising the ape as their son, after Jay and Silent Bob struggle to escape through a sewer tunnel, takes his jacket off handing it to the Sheriff, Jay tries to talk his way out of a drug bust, staring up at the Bluntman and Chronic marquee. Teen #2: I'll be right here waitin'. [2], The film grossed $11 million in its opening weekend, finishing third at the box office behind two other comedy sequels, American Pie 2 ($12.5 million) and Rush Hour 2 ($11.6 million). You're not paralyzed. Action, Gus or what? Speakin' of lickin' balls, man, how 'bout that Justice chick? Now they may be titled to sound like the best kick-ass tributes to porn and gross-out humour that you'll ever see, but this is tame material that's just plain dull. Man, who the fuck steals monkeys? Banky: Jay's Mother: They bored us rigid on "The Animal" DVD, and now they're coming to finish us off with their deadly dull take on "Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back". Didn't we used to ride that shit to school every morning for free? Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back Quotes Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back appears in an aspect ratio of approximately 2.35:1 on this single-sided, double-layered DVD; the image has been enhanced for 16X9 televisions. And for the record, I ain't gay. Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back (2001) Alternate Versions Showing all 4 items The Enhanced CD Soundtrack has a video for "Jay's Rap 2001", in which is shown a number of shots that did not make it into the final film mixed in with those that did. Don't tell me your thinking of whipping your dick at that fine piece of woman, are you? Teen #1: [during filming for Good Will Hunting 2] But when the dopey duo learn that theyve been cut out of the cash, they set out to sabotage the flick at all costs. The site's critical consensus reads, "Fans can expect a good laugh as the cast from Smith's previous films reunite for Jay and Silent Bob's last bow. Alyssa Jones: YO, FUCK YOU YOU FUCKING SQUARE! Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back / Funny - TV Tropes Sure, I do. What the hell? Goddamn yous all to hell! Brodie: Not allowed within 100 feet of either stores for at least a year, Jay and Silent Bob visit Brodie Bruce (Mallrats) where they learn that that Miramax Films is adapting Bluntman and Chronic, the comic book based on their likenesses. Jay's Mother: Cock-Knocker has gotten his hand chopped off, cut to Jay outside, hollering at a woman walking past him, he turns to Silent Bob, who stares at him in shock, believing Jay and Silent Bob to be their stunt doubles, several security guards, led by Gordon, have suddenly rushed onto the set of Good Will Hunting 2: Hunting Season, with a black eye, appears out of nowhere and singing, Jay looks at Silent Bob with a questioning look. Be smooth. I am the master of the C.L.I.T. I think I would recognize an ape if I saw one, okay? An orangutan's a member of the great ape family, it's not a monkey. In a Deleted Scene: Bobby Boy, stay here while mommy picks up the free cheese, kay? Willam Black: James Van Der Beek: For some reason, everybody decides to use that voice to bitch about movies. It may not be my way, but damn if there doesn't go one happy family. Whillenholly: You need two hands. Jay: While the duo is shocked to learn that they won't be getting any money from the film, they're more horrified that people on the Internet are badmouthing . Show some respect. Since when did they start charging for the bus? [over Gordon's walkie talkie] Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back | Earth II Wiki | Fandom Randal Graves: Holy fuck, is that monkey waving at us? Man, if I woulda known that, I would have been stealin' monkeys since I was like, seven and shit. Learn the surprising story with this compact guide. Are we gonna have a problem again? Damn, these white boys can't fight. Angel Jay: Suzanne is abducted by a Hollywood animal acting agency, and Jay and Silent Bob arrive in Hollywood. Written by God herself and sent down to the greatest band in the world: The mother-fucking Time. What's the worst fuckin' thing that can fuckin' happen to ya just standing outside a fuckin' store, right? Read more Read reviews Add to list . Chaka: Fuckin' we stole a monkey, we got shot at, and I got punched in the motherfuckin' nuts by a guy named Cockknocker! Jay: Your Momma's going to try to score. Jason Biggs: It may be a laugh-free wasteland for the rest of us, but Jay and Silent Bob scavengers will find some meagre scraps to forage for if they have several hours to spare. Whillenholly: James Van Der Beek: Brent: Though it'll go without saying ten minutes or so into these proceedings, View Askew would like to state that this film is - from start to finish - a work of comedic fantasy, not to be taken seriously. You gotta go from the heart, yo. Ben Affleck: That would never work as a movie. Are you even supposed to be here today? It focuses on the two eponymous characters, played respectively by Jason Mewes and Smith. . James Van Der Beek: We've gotta go. Holden: Dante Hicks: [at Brodie's Secret Stash] Especially you. That was just another paean to male adolescence and its refusal to grow up. I quit! Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back.strikes back Getty Images Jay and Silent Bob, or rather Kevin Smith and Jason Mewes, are not immune to Hollywood's current obsession with remakes. It was like watching "Batman & Robin" all over again. Whillenholly: Watch the language, little boy! You see! You want some of this? We met a few weeks back, I'm the executive producer. I pinch it like this. Backup on the way Sissy: If you were funnier than that, ABC wouldn't have cancelled us. Your friend's a fucking clown shoe, you know that? Fred: Feature length? Maybe it's because girls don't like to be called bitches, Jay. Saw Jay And Silent Bob Strike Back a few months ago, absolutely great movie. The pair jump into a sewer system, and Willenholly is tricked into jumping off a dam. The UK cinema version altered a line of dialogue to receive a 15 certificate. Fuck you, you already said half. 1 Continuity mistake: During the shootout at the end, J and SB are hiding behind the car and a shot pierces the car between their heads. Behind the Scenes Featurette All too brief clips of previous Kevin Smith movies, including the sublime "Clerks", remind you of a sharp talent now bloated out into self-referential comedy hell. Watching the news, Justice takes the diamonds to Hollywood to fix things, with Willenholly close behind. Now who's stupid, you dirty sheep fucker? Fanedit Release Date: September 2007. . When the shoot wrapped, Smith told Mewes point-blank to get sober or he would never speak to him again. Well, how do you know he doesn't smoke monkey pole? Jay And Silent Bob Strike Back (2001) - dvdmg.com I need you to get me on the national news, pronto. Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back. Jay slaps his face], [while trying to get comfortable at an unfamiliar gas station]. No, it always comes back to that fucking pie! Whillenholly: Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back was released on VHS and on a two-disc DVD in the Dimension Collector's Series on February 26, 2002. Fuck them up their stupid asses. [Holden, Jay, and Bob look into the camera]. Technically, the DVDs are good, just as you'd expect from Buena Vista. Sissy, Missy and Chrissy | Villains Wiki | Fandom Jay: Leave 'em out here like that and see what happens. Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back; Fanedit Type: Extended Edition. The scene cuts to the audience leaving the theater, having just watched the Bluntman and Chronic movie, to poor reception. Jay: Sissy: Instead of "Jay and Silent Bob Will Return In", it now reads, "Jay and Silent Bob have left the building."